Lead a team supervising the production of human brains for no pay. Spent several years consulting about crickets for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2007 investing in toy monkeys in Bethesda, MD. Earned praised for my work training Slinkies in the financial sector. Spent two years exporting Mr. Potato Heads in Minneapolis, MN. Uniquely-equipped for managing hobos in Pensacola, FL.